Ring Groomer Gifts

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Lesser known greek gods,

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

'He does.'

"Absolutely not!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Too much concealer?"