Young Groomer Mugs

A young boy shaving

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Dog lover

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'He does.'

Dogs shaving

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Santa Dog