Fun-loving Groom Gifts

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Skateboard

Office Park

Dog traps the postman.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Man building a tree house

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Urine Catcher

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

Groom flees wedding

"Can you hurry up? My Uber will be here in 3 minutes."

Business Slides.

Pachelbel at weddings

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

"How much does it cost to get married? I don't know, I haven't finished paying yet!"

It's my golf night out with the boys!

Makes me feel young again!

'Okay. Let's go.'

"He'll only do chores if we make it a game. But I knew that when I married him."

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.