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'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'

DIY pedicure

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Horse Clean-up

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Pumping up wig in blender.

The wool club for mammoths.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Barber shop for birds.

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

A young boy shaving

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Monks haircutting with compasses

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

Bathing a Cat

Medusa's Greatest Fear

'Do-It-Yourself Cat Wash'

"And which solar system are you from?"

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

Hare Dryer.

The Prim Reaper.