Whimsical Groomer T-Shirts

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Missing my hair.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Balloon dog training

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Horse Clean-up

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

DIY pedicure

The wool club for mammoths.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."

Barber shop for birds.

Skyscrapers.

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Clown watering houseplant.

Mouse and garden magazine

Volunteer

Football Fan

The Prim Reaper.

Where wood shavings come from.

'A few over here, please.'

'I thought it was a coffee morning.'

Cat watering catnip.