Whimsical Groomer Mugs

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Missing my hair.

Balloon dog training

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Horse Clean-up

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

The wool club for mammoths.

DIY pedicure

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

Skyscrapers.

Barber shop for birds.

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Clown watering houseplant.

Mouse and garden magazine

Volunteer

'A few over here, please.'

Football Fan

Where wood shavings come from.

The Prim Reaper.

'I thought it was a coffee morning.'