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"I'm glad I got a haircut. The barber found three set of headphones lost in my long hair that I've been looking for."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Lesser known greek gods,

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Too much concealer?"

Dogs shaving

"Absolutely not!"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'