Nostalgic Groomer T-Shirts

'Really' Old Razors.

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Old Spice

The Organic

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

Scales

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Facial hair continental drift.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

The wool club for mammoths.

DIY pedicure

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Barber shop for birds.

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

Good Hair Day

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

'Shaving takes years off you.'

"All our vegetables are well done. It's a return to the old values."

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

Healthy Eating.

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

The Prim Reaper.

'He's very thorough about nose hair.'