Nostalgic Groomer Gifts

'Really' Old Razors.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

The Organic

Old Spice

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

Scales

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Facial hair continental drift.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

The wool club for mammoths.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

DIY pedicure

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'Say, when did you last cut your toenails?'

Barber shop for birds.

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

'Shaving takes years off you.'

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

Good Hair Day

"All our vegetables are well done. It's a return to the old values."

"I got an Orange for Xmas and my brother got an Apple"

Healthy Eating.

The Prim Reaper.

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'