Nature Groomer Gifts

"You were lucky to catch me, I was just going home to cut the garden hedge."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Canine Companion

Biofelineism

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Skeleton playing fetch.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Lesser known greek gods,

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Dog Park