Nature Groomer Pillows

"You were lucky to catch me, I was just going home to cut the garden hedge."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Canine Companion

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Biofelineism

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Skeleton playing fetch.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Lesser known greek gods,

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Dog Park

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."