Paw-sitioner Gifts

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"That's just not the real me."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Grammarian.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

Museum of dog memorabilia

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Let's see those smiles.'

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Heel! Toe!

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

Dog luggage.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

Dog obedience school

'Is he good or what?!'

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."