Paw-fessor Gifts

Grammarian.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Humans are strange."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"That's just not the real me."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Clown walking his balloon dog.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'Let's see those smiles.'

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Heel! Toe!

If they were cats

"He's a real dog person."

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

"Are they still following us?"

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

Dog luggage.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...