Paw-senger Gifts

Dog luggage.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Humans are strange."

Paw readings

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"That's just not the real me."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Watchdog

Grammarian.

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Heel! Toe!

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"My wife disposes all of my disposable income."

If they were cats

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"He's a real dog person."

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

"Are they still following us?"