Paw-senger Mugs

Dog luggage.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Humans are strange."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Paw readings

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"That's just not the real me."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Watchdog

Grammarian.

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Heel! Toe!

If they were cats

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"He's a real dog person."

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

"My wife disposes all of my disposable income."

"Are they still following us?"

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'