Paw-sitioner Prints

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"That's just not the real me."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Grammarian.

Museum of dog memorabilia

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Heel! Toe!

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

Dog luggage.

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

'Is he good or what?!'

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.

Man salutes as cat walks in.

Dog obedience school