Paw-some Humor Seeker Prints

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

Hush puppy.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"You're amazing!"

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

Hang Time Fido

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Dog.

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

'This one keeps dog time.'

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

"I lost points on the un-even splash."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Chickens.

'Will you fill my cat's litter box, please?'

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'Now listen: The best time to lick the kids' faces is right after lunch...'

A Butt Ox

"No, I don't want to know my age in dog years."

'You Know Who got into my closet.'