Paw-some Humor Lovers Gifts

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

Free Range Golfers

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

Free Range Chicken.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Hang Time Fido

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

101 uses of a dead cat: Christmas decorations.

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

Rabbit being eaten.

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

"Let's start the polygraph test with an easy question — Are you a good boy?"

"I heard this place serves farm to table."

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

"If he's really your best friend, why did he have your tail cut off?"

Bullroom Dancing.

'It's certainly the worst case of 'frog in my throat' I've ever seen!'

'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'

PlayDog.

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate

Until the cows come home, they're doing this.

'Poor old Rex looks gasping for a pint!'

"Let's see... I think we'll ignore our food, lick ourselves, then knock these flowers onto the floor."

Hungry goldfish