Paw-some Humor Lovers Pillows

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

Free Range Golfers

Marxist Elephant

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

Hang Time Fido

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Free Range Chicken.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Rabbit being eaten.

101 uses of a dead cat: Christmas decorations.

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

"If he's really your best friend, why did he have your tail cut off?"

"Let's start the polygraph test with an easy question — Are you a good boy?"

"I heard this place serves farm to table."

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

Bullroom Dancing.

'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'

'It's certainly the worst case of 'frog in my throat' I've ever seen!'

PlayDog.

'Poor old Rex looks gasping for a pint!'

Until the cows come home, they're doing this.

"Let's see... I think we'll ignore our food, lick ourselves, then knock these flowers onto the floor."

'Howdy. Care to contribute to the... uh... 'Kennel Your Cat' drive?'