Animal Humor Seeker Gifts

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"I lost points on the un-even splash."

Chickens.

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Do me next."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Oh Hi!'

Hats and Food

Snowmobull

"Author does not do tricks."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Scuba cow"

'Jurassic Pork.'