Animal Humor Seeker Mugs

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"I lost points on the un-even splash."

Chickens.

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Do me next."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Hats and Food

The americanisation of vulture.

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Oh Hi!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Snowmobull

"Yes, one is a dog."