Paw-some Pals Prints

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dogs

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Man with broken leg in cast.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Love.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Be a friend.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

The perfect relationship

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

Puppy Love.

"He's a real dog person."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"Jack Russell?"

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.