Pawsome Pal Prints

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Love.

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

The perfect relationship

In the dog park

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Puppy Love.

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'So you're a cat person...'

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."