Paw-some Partners Mugs

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Dogs

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Humans are strange."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You're amazing!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Dog on Cat.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

If they were cats

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"He's a real dog person."

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Are they still following us?"

"I need some assistance here."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'So you're a cat person...'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'