Pawsome Foodie Pillows

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Love.

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

'Kibbles & S**t'

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"Let's get the ball."

"Leave the bowl."

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

The Doggie Psychic

"Is there another table that isn't so close to the bathroom?"

'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

Best Man's best friend.

'I guess I should have known when she signed us up for the gift registry as a pet shop.'