Foodie With A Furry Friend Pillows

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You keep impeccable time."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'Kibbles & S**t'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"Let's get the ball."

"Leave the bowl."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

'You're kidding... I love sushi, too!'

'Don't worry - he's only tasting it.'

The Doggie Psychic

'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

Ab Fab

Lost dog...responds to an electric can opener.