Parachuting Pun Fan Gifts

Laundry Chutes.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid misses his shot.

Now hiring.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Cupid and parachutists.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'