Parachuting Pun Fan Prints

Laundry Chutes.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid misses his shot.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Cupid and parachutists.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

'Come on! You only live once!'

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."