Baseball Pun Fan Gifts

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Monster Baseball

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Cupid misses his shot.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'The nurse wanted you to pee in THIS type of cup.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Self Raising Flour

What would happen if Shakespeare lived centuries later and tried being a baseball umpire? Out, damned spot! Out, I say! Can you explain the infield fly rule. It is madness yet there is method in it! What's in a name? A rose by any other name would hit as sweet! Fair is foul, and foul is fair. You should stick to writing.

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Sports Medicine.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"My dad is more into technology than sports. I dropped a ball today, so he thinks my mitt has a virus."

'Safe!'

A Not So Grand Slam.

T-Rex Baseball