Baseball Pun Fan Pillows

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Monster Baseball

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Cupid misses his shot.

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Self Raising Flour

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"We should have taken a eweber."

T-Rex Baseball

A Not So Grand Slam.

Arm Chair