Baseball Pun Enthusiast Gifts

Taken Out At The Ballgame

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Self Raising Flour

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"We should have taken a eweber."

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

Pontius Pilates

'I get a lot of job offers..'

Defensive Lineman

Blue Tit Bank.

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"

A man bar-b-queing pantless says 'Get yer buns ready!'

"So how often do you have these dreams about the axe?"

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

'Dr. Jekyll, I understand you'll have a Mr. Hyde representing you?'

Catfish.

Exploding Dalmatian

"Every night it's Roll Play with you."

Chick escapes from egg prison.

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

Babe hits for the cycle.

The Stanley Cup comes home to Canada

'Coulda Woulda Shoulda Inc.'

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.