Parachuting Pro Mugs

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Now hiring.

Cupid and parachutists.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I have a connection to make.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

'Well? How was the flight?'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

The Football Parachute

Bad luck

'Come on! You only live once!'

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

Swinging through the jungle.

"I didn't care for the movie either."