Parachute Daredevil Gifts

Mile high skydivers

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

A smiling cyclist

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Now hiring.

'I have a connection to make.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

BMX riding in Bavaria

'Come on! You only live once!'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

The Football Parachute

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Jump 4 Amnesia.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

Looks green enough for me! Lizy May parachuted into Saanich-Gulf-Islands.

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

Hopscotch landing zone.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

Plane crash on football pitch.

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

'Here it comes.'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up.

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

'How is this a 'sports restaurant'?'

The Shark Cage