Parachute Pal Gifts

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Broomstick crash.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I have a connection to make.'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Pirate trying on parrots.

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

'Come on! You only live once!'

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

The Football Parachute

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

Bad luck

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

Listen to a lot of phone pitches while I'm at work?

How the other half live.

Hopscotch landing zone.

'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'