Parachute Pal T-Shirts

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Broomstick crash.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Pirate trying on parrots.

'Come on! You only live once!'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

Bad luck

The Football Parachute

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

Listen to a lot of phone pitches while I'm at work?

Hopscotch landing zone.

How the other half live.

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