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'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Acme Skydiving School.

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'Well? How was the flight?'

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

Bad luck

'Come on! You only live once!'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

Swinging through the jungle.

The Football Parachute

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."