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"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

Exercise Class

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

Holiday Aerobics.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Cupid and parachutists.

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Aerobics Class.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'I have a connection to make.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Student driver."

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

What's your exit strategy?

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"Student driver"

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'