Parachute Instructor Mugs

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

Exercise Class

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

Holiday Aerobics.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Now hiring.

Red Arrows Rookies

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Aerobics Class.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Student driver."

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

What's your exit strategy?

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."