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'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Now hiring.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I have a connection to make.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

Up your end.

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Sun. Rain.

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

"I didn't care for the movie either."

'Well? How was the flight?'

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Swinging through the jungle.

'Come on! You only live once!'