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'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'I have a connection to make.'

Up your end.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Sun. Rain.

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

'Well? How was the flight?'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Bad luck

'Come on! You only live once!'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Swinging through the jungle.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."