Pyrotechnic Pal Gifts

Fireworks...bigger and more exciting.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

Sparklers

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

Pirate trying on parrots.

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Listen to a lot of phone pitches while I'm at work?

Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

But alas, it was only Grandpa Otis and his signature, 'Pull my feather,' prank.

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

Friends Yeah!

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'