Bored Pyrotechnic Gifts

"I only get them to please my dad."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Do not resuscitate.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Baseball is boring."

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Sparklers

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Job Bored

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

"My next topic is infinity."

"You know there's nothing good on TV when you've spent the last hour watching an eye floater."

Aurora Boring Alice

Fireworks Limited: Gone Out - Do Not Return!

Indoor firework in bathroom called Flash-In-The-Pan.

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

'Okay, son, when I yell 'Now!' light the fuse and we'll watch this baby blast off!'

"They call it fireworks. I call it a scary thunderstorm with really great special effects."

'I'm bored. Do we have any bubble wrap?'

'That's Fred, or as we call him, Napster.'

'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'

Fireworks...bigger and more exciting.

'Well I hope that my talk has been useful in helping you all to understand the work of reception staff.'

Person Of Interest/Uninteresting Person

Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other.