Pyrotechnic Ponderer Gifts

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

Tourists

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Idle parts

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Progress?

'Camel'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

The Food Pyramid. Yes, food is in groups, but that doesn't mean that it's cliquish.

'Somebody got some sun.'

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'