Parachute Ponderer Gifts

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

The D.B Cooper mystery solved...

"In my day we didn't use parachutes."

'If you need a parachute on this walk, what about me?'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

Caught on a Cloud

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Idle parts

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Human meat.

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Walking on Water

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Fish Food

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

"Who's next?"