Pyrotechnic Ponderer Mugs

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

Tourists

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Here's the parking lot."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Idle parts

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Camel'

Progress?

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

"He died young."