Pyrotechnic Adventurer Gifts

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Meet the new factory manager.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Hippie Edibles Co.

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Dogfights/Drone Fights

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Photocoffier.

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

"I'm open to new things."

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

The Football Parachute

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

The final days of hair coloring

"They've replaced the company car."

Google Earth For Pirates

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

Computer Speak: 'Beware!...There is no such thing as a 'free launch'.'

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.