Pyrotechnic Adventurer Mugs

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Meet the new factory manager.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Hippie Edibles Co.

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Photocoffier.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

"They've replaced the company car."

The final days of hair coloring

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

The Football Parachute

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

Computer Speak: 'Beware!...There is no such thing as a 'free launch'.'