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Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'I have a connection to make.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"They stay together for the money."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

The Football Parachute

Bad luck

'Come on! You only live once!'

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

Hopscotch landing zone.

"Byeee... see you soon!"

Plane crash on football pitch.

Caught on a Cloud

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up.

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

"We still offer executives the Golden Parachute, but now it's a real thing in case stockholders storm the 59th floor."

Bad parachute jump.