Concert Chaser Gifts

"Taylor Swift tickets? Be reasonable."

"Rock and Roll Heaven"

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

Chrissie Hynde

Dido

A Symphony of Penguins

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Anna Calvi

Southwark Fair.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

Freddie Mercury

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'