Concert Chaser Mugs

"Taylor Swift tickets? Be reasonable."

"Rock and Roll Heaven"

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

A Symphony of Penguins

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Southwark Fair.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

All-Candy Seder.

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

Dragon Graph

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous