Concert Chasers Gifts

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Anna Calvi

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Southwark Fair.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Freddie Mercury

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

All-Candy Seder.

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Dragon Graph

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'